Our latest collection of real estate marketing don’ts (warning: some of these are NSFW).
Tough market? Desperate times call for desperate pleas
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I’d like to buy a different vowel
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The cat lover’s agent
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Too soon
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Ears-ly the worst pun ever
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Probably the best pun ever
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Definitely not a doctored image
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Also, this online ad from soggy Seattle
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We’ll go out on a limb and say Rich works alone
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Lies
Should have considered a name change
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But this guy definitely should not
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Mother knows best
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This print ad was probably a huge hit in the late 1990s
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Remember to use spell check
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And a cropping tool
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Homebuying and marital advice on one billboard
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If Data from Star Trek were a real estate agent
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Confidence is key
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And finally, this photo attached to an online listing
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