Our latest collection of real estate marketing don’ts (warning: some of these are NSFW).
Tough market? Desperate times call for desperate pleas
I’d like to buy a different vowel
The cat lover’s agent
Too soon
Ears-ly the worst pun ever
Probably the best pun ever
Definitely not a doctored image
Also, this online ad from soggy Seattle
We’ll go out on a limb and say Rich works alone
Lies
Should have considered a name change
But this guy definitely should not
Mother knows best
This print ad was probably a huge hit in the late 1990s
Remember to use spell check
And a cropping tool
Homebuying and marital advice on one billboard
If Data from Star Trek were a real estate agent
Confidence is key
And finally, this photo attached to an online listing
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