In honor of Discovery Channel’s Shark Week, here’s a collection of fish tanks capable of domesticating a great white — or at least a dwarf lanternshark.
Retro TV
Photo: IanWilliamsandCo
Because a fish swimming in circles is more entertaining than most network television shows anyway.
Dog house
Photo: imgur
Keep all your pets in one place.
Toilet
Photo: Aqua One
How would you feel about a small shark staring at you while you peed?
Sink
Photo: Opulent Items
Makes sense.
Bathtub
Photos: Giant
Yes, every fixture in your bathroom can be converted into a fish tank.
Phone booth
Photo: MyFishTank
Because what other use would one have for an old payphone?
Super Mario Bros.
Photo: imgur
Shouldn’t this be modeled after the Water World level?
An entire living room
Photo: imgur
Interior design by Princess Ariel.
Kitchen island
Photo: Commercial Marine Displays
A great way to keep your seafood fresh.
Fence
Photo: imgur
Fill it up with man-eating sharks and you won’t have to worry about home security.
Coffee table
Photo: 4fishtank
Try not to spill your cappuccino and poison the fish.
Floor
Photo: imgur
Not really a fish tank so much as it is an in-home river. Want more rooms that incorporate nature? Right this way.
Infinity aquarium
Photo: imgur
Give your fish a false sense of freedom.
Piano
Photo: Pinterest
Perfect for sea shanty sing-alongs.
Bed frame
Photo: imgur
Literally sleep with the fishes.
Guitar
Photo: imgur
Yeah, we have no idea what’s going on here either.
Miniature forest
Photo: imgur
This is just pretty.
Every room in this hotel suite
Photos: Atlantis The Palm
This room in Dubai’s Atlantic The Palm looks out into the resort’s massive aquarium. And yes, it has sharks. Want more underwater rooms? Dive into this pictorial.