In honor of Discovery Channel’s Shark Week, here’s a collection of fish tanks capable of domesticating a great white — or at least a dwarf lanternshark.
Retro TV
Because a fish swimming in circles is more entertaining than most network television shows anyway.
Dog house
Keep all your pets in one place.
Toilet
How would you feel about a small shark staring at you while you peed?
Sink
Makes sense.
Bathtub
Yes, every fixture in your bathroom can be converted into a fish tank.
Phone booth
Because what other use would one have for an old payphone?
Super Mario Bros.
Shouldn’t this be modeled after the Water World level?
An entire living room
Interior design by Princess Ariel.
Kitchen island
A great way to keep your seafood fresh.
Fence
Fill it up with man-eating sharks and you won’t have to worry about home security.
Coffee table
Try not to spill your cappuccino and poison the fish.
Floor
Not really a fish tank so much as it is an in-home river. Want more rooms that incorporate nature? Right this way.
Infinity aquarium
Give your fish a false sense of freedom.
Piano
Perfect for sea shanty sing-alongs.
Bed frame
Literally sleep with the fishes.
Guitar
Yeah, we have no idea what’s going on here either.
Miniature forest
This is just pretty.
Every room in this hotel suite
This room in Dubai’s Atlantic The Palm looks out into the resort’s massive aquarium. And yes, it has sharks. Want more underwater rooms? Dive into this pictorial.